Wish Granted, But...

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Let me start off!

I wish for a thousand pork chops on Minecraft!

Wish Granted, but the pork-chops are rotten.

I wish for a chance to meet JoshJepson.

Granted, but it goes at an angle.

I wish I had the power to summon Creepers.

Wish Granted, but they immediately turn and explode on you.

I wish that I had the power to tame all creatures in minecraft.

Wish granted, but that doesn't include Iron Golems so they destroy you.

I wish for a Wii U.

Wish Granted, but it is the only copy and the fan-boys are outside.

I wish I could be owner of your server

I was just promoted to All-Supreme-Ruler, so I demote you to visitor.

I wish for a youtube partnership.

Wish granted, but Google went bankrupt.

I wish I could not go to school anymore and get all of the knowledge I could have learned had I stayed.

Wish granted, but the knowledge is only temporary.

I wish that JoshJepson would play on my server :3

yocow wrote:
Wish granted, but the knowledge is only temporary.

I wish that JoshJepson would play on my server :3

All of his creations angle into yours.

I wish for Triple to get a billion doors.

counter the last wish noob ~yocow

I wish for a great sexy guy that doesn't have and STD's and is perfect in every way possible in my eyes.

IE, taller than 6'0, above the age of 35, and muscular/hairy.

MAKE THAT BAD. :I

Wish granted, but he is planning on getting a gender swap.

I wish for lots of chicken.

Wish granted, but it's live chicken.
I wish for Lucahjin to play on Yocow's Server

SejiGemu wrote:Wish granted, but it's live chicken.
I wish for Lucahjin to play on Yocow's Server

Wish granted, but she brought Mah Ballz! And Mah Ballz hates you!

I wish for the ladies to think im sexeh

Wish granted, but all ladies are Trannies.

I wish for Mah ballz to like me.

SejiGemu wrote:Wish granted, but all ladies are Trannies.

I wish for Mah ballz to like me.

Wish granted but Mah Ballz is a joke and doesn't know hot to computer.

I wish for a wish that nobody can make bad.

newbrowny wrote:

SejiGemu wrote:Wish granted, but all ladies are Trannies.

I wish for Mah ballz to like me.

Wish granted but Mah Ballz is a joke and doesn't know hot to computer.

I wish for a wish that nobody can make bad.

Wish granted, bu- *head explodes*

I wish for a new head that makes me look like a famous attractive male celebrity.

Wish Granted, but... it's a lady favorite, Justin Bieber.

I wish I was a god in the times of Ancient Greece.

SejiGemu wrote:Wish Granted, but... it's a lady favorite, Justin Bieber.

I wish I was a god in the times of Ancient Greece.

Granted, but you're one that is not worshipped in normal prayer.

I wish to have a relaxing vacation.

yocow wrote:Granted, but you're one that is not worshipped in normal prayer.

I wish to have a relaxing vacation.

Wish granted, but the griefers have moved on from Minecraft and have torn your house apart in your absence.

I wish for an Ocarina of Time that actually works like in the video game, so I can make it rain, travel through time, heal people's souls, etc.

Pianoman91894 wrote:

yocow wrote:Granted, but you're one that is not worshipped in normal prayer.

I wish to have a relaxing vacation.

Wish granted, but the griefers have moved on from Minecraft and have torn your house apart in your absence.

I wish for an Ocarina of Time that actually works like in the video game, so I can make it rain, travel through time, heal people's souls, etc.

Wish granted, but it only works for 2 seconds.

I wish for a world without griefers.

Ganon432 wrote:

Pianoman91894 wrote:

yocow wrote:Granted, but you're one that is not worshipped in normal prayer.

I wish to have a relaxing vacation.

Wish granted, but the griefers have moved on from Minecraft and have torn your house apart in your absence.

I wish for an Ocarina of Time that actually works like in the video game, so I can make it rain, travel through time, heal people's souls, etc.

Wish granted, but it only works for 2 seconds.

I wish for a world without griefers.

Wish granted, but this is taken literally, and a world is created somewhere in space with no life on it whatsoever.

I wish people would stop shipping me with people...

Pianoman91894 wrote:

Ganon432 wrote:

Pianoman91894 wrote:

yocow wrote:Granted, but you're one that is not worshipped in normal prayer.

I wish to have a relaxing vacation.

Wish granted, but the griefers have moved on from Minecraft and have torn your house apart in your absence.

I wish for an Ocarina of Time that actually works like in the video game, so I can make it rain, travel through time, heal people's souls, etc.

Wish granted, but it only works for 2 seconds.

I wish for a world without griefers.

Wish granted, but this is taken literally, and a world is created somewhere in space with no life on it whatsoever.

I wish people would stop shipping me with people...

Wish granted, but since nobody ever shipped you, you remained a ForeverAlone.

I wish I could go back in time and stop you from countering this wish.

Ganon432 wrote:

Pianoman91894 wrote:

Ganon432 wrote:

Pianoman91894 wrote:

yocow wrote:Granted, but you're one that is not worshipped in normal prayer.

I wish to have a relaxing vacation.

Wish granted, but the griefers have moved on from Minecraft and have torn your house apart in your absence.

I wish for an Ocarina of Time that actually works like in the video game, so I can make it rain, travel through time, heal people's souls, etc.

Wish granted, but it only works for 2 seconds.

I wish for a world without griefers.

Wish granted, but this is taken literally, and a world is created somewhere in space with no life on it whatsoever.

I wish people would stop shipping me with people...

Wish granted, but since nobody ever shipped you, you remained a ForeverAlone.

I wish I could go back in time and stop you from countering this wish.

Wish granted, but you must use the ocarina that lasts two seconds and play the Song of Time over and over, every two seconds... Or however you put it ...

I wish I had working copies of every game I've ever wanted along with their consoles and the ability to play them.

Pianoman91894 wrote:

Ganon432 wrote:

Pianoman91894 wrote:

Ganon432 wrote:

Pianoman91894 wrote:

yocow wrote:Granted, but you're one that is not worshipped in normal prayer.

I wish to have a relaxing vacation.

Wish granted, but the griefers have moved on from Minecraft and have torn your house apart in your absence.

I wish for an Ocarina of Time that actually works like in the video game, so I can make it rain, travel through time, heal people's souls, etc.

Wish granted, but it only works for 2 seconds.

I wish for a world without griefers.

Wish granted, but this is taken literally, and a world is created somewhere in space with no life on it whatsoever.

I wish people would stop shipping me with people...

Wish granted, but since nobody ever shipped you, you remained a ForeverAlone.

I wish I could go back in time and stop you from countering this wish.

Wish granted, but you must use the ocarina that lasts two seconds and play the Song of Time over and over, every two seconds... Or however you put it ...

I wish I had working copies of every game I've ever wanted along with their consoles and the ability to play them.

Wish granted, but all the consoles are broke.

I wish Xenoblade had a sequel.