Wish Granted, But...

Wish granted, but you have so many wishes that you got everything you wanted, no one like you for the spoiled brat you are and you commit suicide (very taboo subject).

I wish I could fly (and don't make the obvious 'wish granted, but you fly into a tree and die')

Wish granted, but in the confusion they accidentally think you said "I wish I could be a fly" and they turn you into a fly. You fly around for 5 minutes until someone hits you with a flyswatter and you die

I wish I wasn't such a rag >:I

Wish granted, but you die from lack of rag buddies.

I wish we could all be Rag Buddies forevar and evar ( Less than butt ) =|3

Wish granted, but then we all never see each other again, making rag buddies mean nothing.

I wish kayla wasn't such a meany butt to me D: .

Wish granted, but now everyone else in the world is a meany butt. D:

I wish for the perfect life that will last forever and nothing bad can happen.

Wish granted, but to live a perfect life time would need to stop so nothing bad happens, so you sit there frozen in time forever. (Also saying "Nothing bad happens" kinda ruins the point of the game in my opinion, but do whatever you want )

I wish that I wuz ded.

Wish granted, and...
way 2 go, ur ded now
hav fun with satan

I wish that nobody cared about math

Wish granted, but no one knows how to pay taxes, cash in a check, or pay for a car. People now start to care for math again.

I wish to be in heaven.

Wish granted, but that means you're dead so........... congrats, ur ded.

I wish that I wasn't so shy around people (I forget if I did this one already xD)

Wish granted, but you get so... unshy? (is that the word) that you get in peoples faces all the time and they get pissed, pull out a gun and go 'DIE MOTHERTRUCKER'

I wish for pie

Wish granted, but the pie had radiation poisoning and you died after weeks of laying in a bed. Your last thought was "Damn, that pie was good"

I wish that I had a space ostrich so I could be one of dose peoples who explore da universes

Wish granted, but you forgot to bring your air tank, you die the moment you go into space.

I wish for something.

Wish granted, but that something is a long, painful death
*sad face*

I wish for

Wish granted but ganon steals them all back


I wish to stay at the age of 25

Wish granted, but someone kills you before you even get to that age.

I wish for a bad wish.

Wish granted...
You got your bad wish...
You're dead now

I wish for the pokémanz to be real as long as dat pikachoo dooesnt kill meh by da lake

Wish Granted, but a some 10-year old destroys the world with Arceus crammed into a Master Ball.
I wish for more time in a day, they feel too short.

Wish granted, but you fall into a coma for the rest of your life...... Well..... at least you're always well rested

I wish I was a person

Wish granted...
You're a person now, hurray!
May I ask what you were before you made this wish :O

I wish for MORE PIE THAT DOESNT HAVE RADIO ACTENT STUFF

Wish granted, but all of your pie is expired

I wish I had life alert :3

Wish granted, but............you have life alert..........congrats.

I wish for a good wish.

Wish granted, but it's someone else's good wish
Their wish was for someone random to die, and that person was you
Hey, "good" is relative, oh well!

I wish that I didn't have to go through so much hassle involving Nintendo Support today

Wish granted... what.. what do I say now? Umm... 42? Oh! Wish granted, but nintendo starts making shitty games (somehow) and you move on to Microsoft (for another stupid reason) and they make CoD on their consoles releases every year and that equals hassel by nintendo plus 42!

I wish that people would know what 'swag' actually ment ( Free merchandise) and they knew that Yolo was an acronim, also I wished people wuld stop saying thats what she said and ain't no one got time for that, but more people would say BITCH PLEASE

Wish granted, but you could only wish for one wish at a time, the genie kills you for your greed.


I wish that I was God.

Wish Granted but you're god of grass and all you can do is stare at it all day

I wish i was a Very Popular ( in a good way ) Lets player