Wish Granted, But...

Wish Granted, but you're not popular to me as I don't know your channel so you fail

I wish for a computer! I have no idea what I'm doing on... this thing with the keyboard and the mouse ._.

Wish granted, and congratulations, it's HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey! Good luck having a homicidal supercomputer on your hands~

I wish for the power to teleport wherever I wanted

Wish granted
But you teleport into a volcano, catch fire and say OH FUCK ME, so you teleport into the lair of a physco killer and he says 'hey,sup dude'. You telepory away. You teleport into a locked food store and was like BITCH PLEASE, I CAN EAT WHAT I WANT, so you eat the food in the store.... and die of food poisoning

I wish my 'wish granted, but' startings wernt so long (yes that is was she said)

Wish granted but you seem shy all of a sudden and people start to dislike you and you kill your self because .. i said so

I wish i had the controls of a MC OP

Wish granted, but Someone hacked your minecraft account that was op.

I wish to be a Wizard.

Wish granted, but you only have the ability to use necromancy to create zombies that eat you

I wish for a gigantic bed

Wish granted, but head lice and bed bugs start to sleep there!
1 night you go to bed and wake up to see your brain has exploded and then you die...
That had nothing to do with the bugs!

I wish I didnt suck at typingw

Wish granted, but you suck at grammar, which doesn't help your typing at all.

I wish for Peanut butter.

Wish granted but you dropped some on your penis and your dog came and starting licking it...Then he bit it...Off. xD

I wish for Africa to be a better place.

Wish granted but THey all thank you by raping anally ( ALL OF THEM )

I wish for Nutella

Wish granted, but it turns out your allergic to nuts and when you eat it your head explodes
That's we're they got the phrase Mind = Blown btw

I wish a goldfish that doesn't die in the first 3 seconds of me owning it ._.

Wish granted but it dies within 2 seconds


I wish i knew what too wish for

Wish Granted, but you think of another wish to wish for, and you become indecisive.

I wish that Google didn't have such a crappy Auto-Correct.

Wish granted, but it now has a shitty auto-correct rather than a crappy one

I wish that i could be invisible on command

Wish granted, but some fat guy sits on the chair you were on...........ow.

I wish for everything in the world to die.

Wish granted... but you count and something...
You're dead now ._.

I wish for drakknuss to stop calling me mcquaylin ._.

Wish granted, But now I start calling you mcquaylin >:DDD

I wish for a tree, and that tree will give me wishes, then with that tree, I wish for a bush to give me wishes, then I wish for wishes to wish for nothing.

Wish granted, but a forest fire started and burned the tree you wished for and 666 more acres worth of trees. (You only wished for a tree, and last time I check trees don't give wishes. Next time wish for a magical tree that gives you wishes )

I wish for my ontime hours back ._.

Wish granted, but you're banned from the server 5 minutes later.

I wish that the server could run itself

Wish granted, but it turns self aware and takes over the planet.

I wish that I had a unlimited amount of chocolate.

Wish granted, but you eat so much chocolate and explode into a fountain of choco... mmmmmm... choco....

I wish for... OH GAWD WHAT IS THAT
It..Its gone? No..? .. I wish for that .. fiend to go away

Wish granted, but that didn't make any sense at all, dat a bad wish >:C

I wish to not be a rag. >:C

Wish granted, but then everyone else becomes a rag.

I wish I could use my concept ideas to help the server :3

Wish granted, but your ideas cause the server to die.

I wish for a small rock.

Wish Granted, But you trip on the rock and fall into a pit of lava.

I wish that people would complain about ranks less.